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A long time ago in Quebec There was a boy whose mother gave heck He didn't clean up He played with his pup And he fell asleep on the deck By: Hayden

A long time ago in a zoo lived an old chimp who loved to moo with a gross dead smell he rang a big bell now he is going to turn blue By derek There once was a girl from Peru She got a blue bike that is new She rode it in the dirt While she was wearing a skirt And cycled down the road and just flew By: Ricky

//THERE WAS ONCE A CUTE BOY NAMED FRANK THAT OWNED A VERY BIG T D BANK BUT THEN IT SHUT DOWN AND HAD A BRECK DOWN POOR OLD CUTE LITTLE FRANK TOO BAD SAD.// BY: DAVID MCINTYRE.

A crazy lady went to peru The place was a mess like a zoo So she ran away just so she could play her wonderful little kazoo By: Nolan

A long time ago there was an old rat Who always wore a big fluffy hat He always ate beats He ran on the streets His life ended in a big splat By: Ryan

An FBI Agent sat outside Reading his rules to obide He got shot in the neck And fell off the deck And before he hit the ground he died By: Ben

Once the was a fat girl who love pain she took a big big plan to main she did no like plans then she cut her vains all because she love the pain pain pain. By. Kurt Mears

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There once was a man in Trail Who had a huge black dog named Rail He bit on a bone then sat on a throne And proceeded to check his mail by Justen

A few months ago in a zoo The Giraffe took a giant poo The poo was picked up The worker threw up And then he went crying, BOO HOO! By Joe

There once was a cat from pat The cat was mascalin yet fat He lifted weights He worked till late He bought a huge fluffy hat By Kyle

There once was a man with a fiddle Who played a lot when he was little He played through the knight He played wearing white He played his song with a fun riddle BY BRAD

There once was a lady from france who wore huge underpants she was very smelly had a big belly and wore them to the french dance. By:Jordon Bechard

There was a man in Pakistan who siad he met a Jackey Chan he said he could fly he died that poor guy to bad for the guy on the can! BY: KRIS

There was a man who played a football game he fought voilently for his worthy gain he failed his fine try and began to cry so he lost all his fame and is lame By: Andrew Parrott